We all know fat mommas. Mrs. Dempster from down the street, Roseanne, we’ve all seen a fat momma at one point in our lives. Aside from the fact that even though they usually seem to have many a child, they also have many other characteristics that can be undesirable. The following is a list of some of those unfortunate attributes.
Yo momma so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo momma so fat, she puts on a grey dress and 500 sailors try to board her.
Your momma’s so fat, she gave birth to your baby brother yesterday. Problem is she got knocked up 10 years ago…
Yo momma so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World.
Yo momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
These are only some of those craaaazy attributes yo momma possesses, are there any other?
-Binder
